Fuck Comfort! Learn to Live in the Pocket!
Have you ever flown Southwest? If not let me begin by telling you there is no seating arrangement. Sure, you can spend $15 dollars to be one of the first to step on the plane, but it is still first come first serve. The way you become first is 24 hrs. to the second that your flight is to take off you check in, and depending on when you check in you are filtered into a que by 3 groups of 60. It just so happened last Thursday I was at work when I was supposed to check in and ended up as B36. What that means is no window seat, and maybe no aisle seat except at the very back. Now I am a man who likes my personal space. I have a bubble I call it. Nobody is allowed within my circle of comfort without my approval, and if you impose yourself upon me you best know you irritate me. And if just so happens you are irritating to begin with, and then you enter my circle, fists may be thrown. Obviously, I hate flying for that reason alone. I always try for a window or aisle seat, that w...